Holiday Recipes

Found this recipe card on my fridge this weekend, written in Jen’s handwriting. Very mysterious. Copied verbatim.

Recipe #1

1 c peanuts (chopped)
1/2 tsp. vanilla
1/4 c vegetable oil
2 large lobsters
1/2 head lettuce
1 bowl raspberry JELLO
1/2 c sugar
1/2 c Tabasco

Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. Stir for 2 minutes and move to blender. Blend on high for 2-3 minutes, and serve to whoever will eat it.